Pudgy

Ah hasn’t murdered anyone in AT LEAST six weeks …. So boyle, who is your target (no pun intended …) audience for that last little gem?

I used to enjoy the Pacific Northwest, until leaving Idaho and seeing the sign “Entering Washington State - Resume Insane Philosophies”.

On my way home from work, I would stop by the dollar store and buy 25 or so of the foot-long Tootsie Rolls…… they came two to a package. I had read ingredients and saw that chocolate Was way down on the list of ingredients which are listed by how prevalent they are, in order. So, I would take them home and give them to my four Siberian huskies. I would give them to the dogs sideways, so they would chew it and not just gulp them down. Having seen them eat a hotdog without giving it a single bite, I thought that was best.

Do you type all that stuff, or use “ speech to text” software”? That’s a LOT of stuff!

I asked ChatGBT to write a Dilbert Comic transcript with 5 panels, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Ratbert, and it should be funny! I am super amazed! … even an artificial intelligence Chatbot is smarter than I am !

Well, I will say one thing about you, you are certainly consistent. somebody here once asked me if I wanted you banned, and I replied “No … I believe in free speech … eventually they will self destruct …”

I will agree you may be smarter than me. At least 50% of all Tellurians are.

Your general statements are prima facia delusional. Several DOZEN times I have asked you for specifics, and you ALWAYS choked.

The same was true when I came back as Pudgy … after about five posts, even with my Western plaid shirt and Trump red tie, everyone realized it was me!

… and that is why you have to the very core of your being a disagreeable, unlikeable nature Boyle … your thinking processes are 100% AGENDA DRIVEN, and if someone … anyone … tells you a simple, basic, self-evident, common sense fact that disagrees with your AGENDA, you reject it as a lie. You have demonstrated this colossal arrogance with EVERY username you have EVER USED HERE! That is why after about five posts, everyone knows it is YOU … you are back. You give yourself away.

Well, using that same criteria, Boyle, a very good case could be made that no one should listen to you. C. T. Russel would have disagreed with your basic premise, as in the very first issue of the Watchtower stated “If Satan were to tell you the truth, it would still be the truth.”.….. just as some of the things YOU say are true. I disagree with your assertions that people that disagree with you are fools and basically unrepentant scum. I also dislike Steve Bannon intensely, but there may be SOME truth in there somewhere ….. That’s why I have never asked for you to be censured, censored or banned, and would not do it if I had the ability, which I don’t.

Before they moved, there used to be a glass cabinet full of “Telly” awards that the Society bought and gave to themselves for excellence in video productions of various sorts. They looked sorta like Oscars, gold and shiny, on a pedestal. sorta like what Boyle mentioned, above.

Yeah … The shepherds of biblical times used to tenderly care for their sheep, because internet blogging had not been invented, and they were bored sitting around the house all day playing with their dradels. There is an unsubstantiated rumor that from time to time they would cut their fur off, and kill them, and burn them in FIRE, and EAT them! …. this was before democracies like we have now.

Yeah! An unexplained down vote is like a chicken in a vacuum.

I used to do that with house mice.…. Tell them I’m fedexing them to Disneyland to meet Mickey.

The real reason Superman wore along red cape is because when he changed fro Clark Kent he had to put his clothes somewhere, so he would stuff them into the back of his spandex leotard type red “panties” which gave him a super huge bubble butt.

I have been thinking of changing my screen name to Krypto, but the dry cleaners lost my red cape.

You know … all this bickering back and forth, back and forth, reminds me of the Scripture that says “… Robots and A.I.s will inherit the Earth … ignore my first draft.”.

Coffee.

…. And yes … I know the question you are asking yourself right now is “If Amos the Alien is a shapeless blob, how did you chain him to the rafters in the Attic?” Well, I was reading in his saucer First Aid Kit that he could not digest ham, so I got a chain and zip tied a bone-in ham hock to the end and put it in his fish bucket. He gobbled it and the chain right down. The next day when he pooped out the ham hock, I washed it off and nailed both ends of the chain to the rafters! ….. did I mention he howls with a lisp?

Yes, Audrey, I have three prodgeny, ages 35 to 41. Then there is the misshapen blob that we keep chained in the Attic who keeps us up at night with his howling, and we feed occasionally a bucket of fish heads. We call him Amos the Alien. I welded his flying saucer to a pole and took the dome off and used the rest as a charcoal grill. I reused the saucer dome on my doghouse. When Amos gets bigger we will introduce him to the concept of North Carolina Barbecue😜.

Your “swimming” comment makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, perhaps you want to explain it?

I have found that people that elevate philosophers and scholars and disparage plumbers, both their philosophy and scholarship is full of crap.

The overall discipline is Civil Engineering. A subset of that is Sanitary Engineering, and “sewage plumbing” requires considerable education and engineering expertise to make sewage flow downhill without clogging the pipes or eroding them away etc., and building systems that are buildable, durable, and which someone can actually afford. That which you disparage has saved more lives than doctors in preventing communicable disease. Years ago the entire city of Chicago was raised up out of the lowland so sewage would flow downhill.

I think it would have to be about 65 or 70 years old to understand the “Rube Goldberg” concept of making things ludicrously complicated reference in the proper perspective …. IF YOU HAD BEEN A FAN OF HIS ILLUSTRATIONS. ….. worth looking up.