Pudgy

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Hi! …. My name is Pudgy …. And I am a cartoon canine newsaholic!

(the room responds “Hi Pudgy!)

I used to listen to talk radio at least 3 hours a day, and it’s been two weeks since I have listened to the radio …..

( the room nods and mumbles approval )

Recently I heard for the first time the word “conflate”, which I would have assumed had something to do with blowing up several balloons.

After hearing it three times, not in that context, I decided to look it up.

The reason I brought this up is Witness has conflated and translated two entirely different ideas from what I actually said, to her agenda driven internal obsession, to wit;

…. two COMPLETELY different ideas!

The only common element is the word “wheels”.

I strongly suspect to the point of certainty that anyone who reads the third chapter of the book “I, Robot” will remember the governing principle that is revealed at the end of the chapter …..  the rest of their life.

Since I have attached the PDF file of the book, it should be very easy to do so.

I read the book more than 50 years ago when I was in the seventh grade, and especially the third chapter was so memorial that I never forgot it.

I, robot.pdf

George Orwell’s book “1984” was SUPPOSED to be a novel, and a warning …. NOT an instruction manual.

I also would Highly recommend to everyone to read the entirety of TTH’s link above!

I did find the book on line for free, (…. Don’t forget, Chapter Three) as the copyright has long expired, and here ‘tis.:

I, robot.pdf

On a related note, from America’s greatest religious news source:

JERUSALEM—Religious experts have begun voicing concerns that a local carpenter’s disinformation is spreading among Israelites most susceptible to unapproved ideas.

“Visit your nearest synagogue for the latest information on how to obey God. Listen to the experts!” A contingent of authorities in Jewish law spoke out against the carpenter’s simple teaching about loving God and your neighbor. “Follow the data—we need tithes, loopholes, and ever-changing rules, not repentant hearts!”

The usually divided Pharisees, Sadducees, and Scribes showed solidarity in fact-checking Jesus’s teaching. “We rate Jesus’s teaching as ‘Needs Context,’" said a spokesman for the group.

Eyewitnesses have confirmed that a group of Independent Fact Checkers followed the carpenter around holding large signs with disclaimers above his head: “SINCE YOUR SERMON INCLUDES INFORMATION ABOUT OBEYING GOD’S LAW, WE’VE ADDED DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST SYNAGOGUE.”

At publishing time, the religious experts were conspiring with the government to keep the dangerous disinformation from spreading into Judea, Samaria, or to the uttermost parts of the earth.

This man shared misinformation online, so the Ministry of Truth -- err, sorry, the Disinformation Governance Board -- detained him for questioning. Will he stand strong in the face of torture?

You SERIOUSLY need to get the Isaac Asimov book “I, Robot”, and read the third chapter.

You can possibly get it on line for free as a PDF file.
 

AND, as always …. get a puppy!

Such is the nature of geese.

Such is the nature of people.

Get used to it, there’s no way to get around it short of global thermonuclear war where everything is destroyed except the cockroaches,

To quote the Eagles, “don’t let the sound of your own wheels … make you crazy.“

….. there will always be Paris …..

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…. Just before the last battle, and the final test, and the Kingdom is turned over to Jehovah God, and mankind has reached perfection, there will be an unsuccessful global rebellion  to take over the World, by an evil alliance of German Shepherds, and French Poodles.

What if BOTH their feet are big?

If “Bigfoot“ turn out to be human, and they turn out to be articulate, perhaps at an elementary level, should we do witnessing work to them, and hold Bible studies?

What if  they have super powers, like making all photographs of them blurry?

20 minutes ago, xero said:

Just out of curiosity (the lawyers thing made me think of this) ....How many people imagine the new world to be completely conflict free?

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7 minutes ago, TrueTomHarley said:

About as many who wish he’d never spoken of eating his flesh and drinking his blood.

Not Lawyers.

43 minutes ago, Arauna said:

I would rather advise all of you to stock up on current truths....... be like the 5 virgins who had enough "holy spirit" to make their lamps shine the truth as far as possible in the present time..... we are running our of time to preach.

There are many interpretations to that parable, but the point is there are many places to get illumination …. But will the intensity and duration be enough?

The lazy adder snake may have had “other” problems …..

If you are in mountain areas where there’s bears or mountain lions, etc., it’s a good idea to always use the “buddy system”.

Make sure your buddy is a slower runner than you are.

Lessons Learned From Movies -  “The Ballad of Cable Hogue” (1970).
 

After he is abandoned in the desert without water, Cable Hogue (Jason Robards) wanders for days until he finds a supply of water in a muddy ditch. Determining that the spot is the only spring in the area, Cable decides to start a business offering water for sale to passing stagecoaches, and digs a well.

This is the only water for 60 miles, and he does well, watering horses and passengers on a regular basis, in both directions. He also provides meals from the desert, which he makes into a stew so the passengers cannot tell the sources, and serves the food in large prospectors gold panning “plates”, nailed to tables, under an awning, behind his ramshackle stagecoach building.

Now here is the point I think True Tom will appreciate …. As the passengers finish their food, a woman sees the nails, and notices she can’t move her plate.

She asks Cable Hogue how does he clean the dishes? Cable explains that after everyone has eaten, he tilts the tables on their side, the dogs lick the plates clean, and the desert sun kills the germs!

Viola!

(pronounced wah-LAH!)

Those who say “…Such things could never happen in America …”, perhaps forget that recently we were fined outrageous amounts of money for NOT buying Government health insurance.

You know, Witness, in the United States now, we have an Orwellian “Ministry of Truth” that protects all “woke” and liberal progressive people from unapproved conversation.

Unless you are fully “woke”, a big fan of Planned Parenthood and BLM, unresisted Democrat Organizations, and LGBTQWXYZ, and can prove it, you WILL BE PROSECUTED.

The fact that you have not fled from the PRC (Peoples’ Republic of California) identifies you as one of the approved protectorate, but that could change in an instant.

To paraphrase from the first issue of the Watchtower the words of Charles Taze Russell, “if Satan himself tells you the truth, it’s still the truth.“

Which presumes if I trusted angel of light tells you a lie, it’s still a lie.

And a lot of mature wisdom is merely evidence of being too tired.

And brilliant humor is wasted on the willfully stupid who can be identified easily as they only take offense at being confused.

If there is any question about that, reread paragraph three.
 

59 minutes ago, TrueTomHarley said:

Wrong again. These days, at the urging my wife. I have become a dishwasher repairman. In fact, I am busy as a beaver (very clever animals, all of them graduates of Dam U.) reworking the Beatles’ Paperback Writer into something more personal:

’It’s a steady job but he’ll be a dishwasherrepairman…..

DISHWASHERREPAIRMANNNNNNN.”

Did you know if the fill pump goes you might as well buy a new unit, since even with self-install you’ll pay over 40% of a spanking brand new machine that doesn’t require you to start and wait 12 minutes to add the soap in because the automatic dispenser doesn’t work and now you are vindicated in not fixing it like your wife wanted you to because if you had it would all be for naught?

 

… I sympathize with you, but being a cartoon dog, My dog dish somehow cleans itself.

Yeah! It’s Your Fault Tom!

…. And where were YOU December 7, 1941?

You SAY you are not a racist, but do you even KNOW what color Wally is?

Hmmmmmmm?

You probably stole his Lithium to put in your stupid electric toothbrush batteries!

Yeah! That’s it….that’s it… you are a, a, BATTERY MANUFACTURER!
 

You are a VERY CONFUSED person, Walter.

May I call you Walter? Or would you prefer Wally?

I have never talked about banning anyone. I am a “free speech absolutist”, like Elon Musk …. but with a lot less money.

Speaking of money, dinero, dollars, moolah, sheckles, etc., I appreciate very confused people.

Can I interest you in a ten pound box of Pudgycoin?

Remember, it’s “the digital currency backed by hosed-down cardboard!”

4 hours ago, WalterPrescott said:

Wrong, It's not on the actual post. Let's get one thing straight, I'm not going to be bullied by idiots!

As for that idiot tom, ban yourself. You want to have an intellectual confab, let's get to it. Otherwise, you're just a lingering old fart.

The fact that you demand that Tom (who is not JW Insider) ban himself, after declaring that you are not going to be bullied by idiots … when you are completely powerless to prevent it, makes it pretty clear who the idiot is here.

….. of course you don’t see that… or you would not have demonstrated it.