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How much of your boat’s DRAFT is leaking?
 

It I my understanding that the Islamic scripture that promises “70 virgins” is a mistranslation, and what it really promises are 70 white raisins.

Surprise!

….. and I strongly suspect virginity is highly over rated, and the coolest thing in Muslim fashion is a bomb vest.

No sorrow means the “New Scrolls” that are opened will explain. 

Perhaps the New System is ALSO the Rainbow Bridge, and God never mentioned it before, because dogs get in free.

Just a guess……

It was the young birds counting as one year each that cracked me up ….

A truly magnificent piece of almost real, almost believable.

I saw it as satirizing the logic and reasoning that went into many of the things we were taught, making up all kinds of things and adding and subtracting them to fit.…. Sorta like the long standing and famous “Question from Readers” essay “Are cats for True Christians ?” or the equally famous David Splane “Overlapping Generations” chart … and just as good!

And of course, some things are merely coincidence, enhanced by the conclusion involving invisible wars, invisible presences, and other things completely without verifiable hard evidence.….. but then again, I completely believe in the “Rainbow Bridge”, without any Scriptural support or evidence of any kind.

which of course brings me back to my question on another thread about the nature of things ……

“Where is “Point A”?”

Physically impossible …. A tsunami means the ocean floor has changed elevation. Even a 200 megaton H-Bomb pales in significance to an earthquake sufficient to make a wave 1/4 of a mile tall. An H-Bomb explosion is point source radial from the center of a sphere, and in an underwater explosion creates mostly steam, and the force of the explosion is mostly up, and the remaining horizontal force is divided into 360 degrees, and a coastline is perhaps 45 degrees of that.

In time of war, the first casualty, is truth.

14 minutes ago, Anna said:

Wow! Well here's me fussing over whether the "slave" has all the scriptures interpreted correctly and all the while we had a prophet among us! 

Of course Tom has to make a joke of all this lest he was struck down by lightning if he admitted that this is ingenious. 

Seriously though, I will have to re-read this properly tomorrow!

2 hours ago, Peter Carroll said:

….. and just HOW do you know there is never a “slow day in Heaven?

Hmmmmm?

try thinking abouit it ,,try using a brain created by jehovah,, the universe doesnt run itself ,,,the level of intelligence to well above your abilities

As an example, I did notice that you tried to divert the fact that you DID NOT even ATTEMPT to answer the incredibly simple and direct question, and instead responding with an ad hominem attack.…. an obvious and standard response of someone who realizes his premises are not valid, but is determined to win an argument based on arrogance, alone, knowing he is wrong.

And actually, the Universe was specifically designed to run COMPLETELY by itself. That is why there is a Planck Constant and a specific Planck Number that never changes that is the DNA of sub-atomic quantum reactions that make the Universe EXACTLY PREDICTABLE, and allows us to make stuff that ALWAYS behaves EXACTLY the same, and allows us to make things like the phone or computer we type on, and send messages around the world, and back from Voyager 1 Space Probe, launched in 1977, and still transmitting from interstellar space.

So far, Peter Carroll, you have been wrong about everything you have said, because your thinking is agenda driven, based on repeating other people’s feel-good Ill-thought out theology ….. and woefully short on facts.

It would serve you well to get a detailed Periodic Table of the Elements, and learn what all those numbers mean, so you will understand that the Universe was actually designed to operate all by itself, without any maintenance or oversight whatsoever.

….. become an expert on understanding what a Planck Constant and Number is, and why it’s important.

You will be much happier, and MUCH more credible.

AND … lose the need to try and denegrate others as a compulsive reflex.

Yeah. …… I thought about assuming the title “3rd Master Of Space, Time, And Dimension”, and then just working at it until my abilities fit the Title, you know … “fake it until you make it”?

But the name was much too long for my Driver’s License, or Dog Tag …. as the case may be.

Cartoon dogs are completely lacking in rear end “equipment”. Oh sure! … we eat, and drink, but after that nothing happens. 
This became the norm after the defeat that ended the 1870’s French Poodle Cartoonists Rebellion.

…. Reminds me of a grand exposition I ran across while researching the meaning of the lyrics of the song “Lord Love A Duck”.

I tried to follow all of that, but my eyes glazed over, and my fur caught on fire.

I had not thought of that!

”…. and on the 7th day, he rested ….”

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OK … so Angel Bob has an appointed time to meet, and a promise to keep.
If that is a month from now?, what then?

And more to the point …. How would someone know enough to state definitely “It’s never a slow day in heaven.”?

Hmmmmmm?

….. and just HOW do you know there is never a “slow day in Heaven?

Hmmmmm?

6 hours ago, WalterPrescott said:

Sometimes, a dog needs to be taught a listen, especially if it's a big German Shepherd lusting after kittens. That's enough comprehension.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your comment itself is incomprehensible, and the supplemental video clip does not help.

You May want to take up something easy, like lawn bowling, or croquet.

Good points, but it was a slow day at the Archive, and I was in a frivolous mood for some topic we all had not beaten to death.

And who knows?

Somebody through reason and logic might have been able to shed some insight on the idea, that I strongly suspect the Apostle Paul already had the answer to when he spoke about the various “levels” of Heaven.

I see this “Archive” as light entertainment, something to explore new ideas, or confirm old ones by actual test by real adversaries, either inductively, or deductively.

And perhaps have some fun along the way.

I am too old to surf or skydive.

Is Point “A” REALLY point “A”? 
 

Let’s say it’s a really slow day in heaven. 

No  hordes of demons to rustle into submission, or things to tidy up, like the remnants of an exploding star, or whatever else they do up there, presuming up there is really up there, not out there or over there or under there, etc.

So Jehovah God might decide to send an Angel, let’s call him Bob, on a mission to Earth, specifically to Colony Park, New York, where the Society’s Lawyers do whatever it is they do …..

Let’s call Angel Bob’s starting point, “Point A”, and his ending point “Point B”.

Where exactly is “Point A”?

Is it inside this physical universe somewhere within this expanding sphere of space time of approximately 30 billion light year diameter?, or ……

is it outside the space time continuum of OUR experience, perhaps that unknowable mystery that Jehovah and Jesus inhabited BEFORE the “Big Bang”, about 14 billion years ago?, or

is it in a parallel universe such as Quantum Physicists say they have the math for?, or

is “Point A” somewhere on a vibrating string, on a “brane”, down, down into the sub-atomic universe as far down as there is to go? …….

Where is Angel Bob, when he is on “Point A”?

If the King Kong of the North fights the King Kong of the South, what part does Godzilla of the East and Mothra of the West play?

Whew!

It seems we both agree, but my explanation is only three words:

BELIEVE NO ONE

(…. easier to remember ….)

The solution that works for me is this: don’t believe anyone.

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Apparently “reading comprehension” is not one of your strong points, Dmitar.

AND ….. to belabor the point, it is quite obvious that in the two cat video you posted that they are the best of friends, playing. 

You impress me as someone who could, AND WOULD, pick a fight with a mirror …… and lose.

…… speaking of experiments ….. It has been 27 hours since your comment, Dmitar.….. you REALLY know how to throw a bucket of ice water on a conversation!

Of course, the original posters first comment was “?”.

I can agree with that!