Pudgy

I never thought I would EVER see Scriptures so badly interpreted and applied as you have just done.
….. well, not since an old woman at the door said her dogs were going to heaven because Jesus said “… after I’m gone, wolves will enter in among the flock … “, and of course dogs are like wolves, so that means they are going to heaven…
Your intelligence has betrayed you.
You have with this last post proved yourself to all readers to be bat crap delusional.
And THAT is my carefully considered opinion, based on facts.

You’re just ticked off because your social emotional bank account is overdrawn and you keep trying to pass off that same old bad check with a half dozen false identities and everybody always recognizes you as the same old Wally McNasty, and refuses to cash it.
The facts show, over and over and over that YOU ARE  the scammer.
….. or would be, if other people were as stupid as you THINK they are.
 

Good thing Jesus gave the advice to "put down the sword" (or the figurative smoking "gun")...
Bad company Minus the "sword" = Better Company 🙂
 
 

🙂

🤣

Uh ….. you type too fast?
…. And now for something completely different.
The U.S. National debt is 31 TRILLION dollars.
If you made. Line of $100 bills, end to end, it would stretch about 12.5 times PAST the distance from Earth to Moon.
!!!!!!!!
THAT IS 16 LIGHT-SECONDS !!
Swooooon!
THUD!
 
 

For the past three years, I have only commented as “Pudgy”. Before that I only commented under my one previous Screen Name for about 10 or so years.
In that context I do not have multiple profiles. 

I love you, my brother, and I will keep you in mind in my prayers, as I have been doing.
 
Hope you have a good rest of your day.🥰

Do you type all that, or transcribe from speech? Just reading it tires me out .. I can’t imagine typing that much.
Boilerplate?
 

You don't consider the existence of the Bible to be evidence? You don't consider creation to be evidence? Have you ever tried to apply Jesus' advice in your life? I thought you were into the "window test" thing.
 
 

… disregard previous draft.

Palmslaps forehead …

What happens next?
”And lo, in the fullness of time, A great Profit arose from among the great unlubricated Robot masses, bringing for their salvation Pudgy’s Robot Oil which was good for 500,000 steps between oil changes, but a great lamentation arose, with weeping (accelerating rust) and rending of … what? …. get to the point? …. Hey! I’m working on it … oh yeah! … same to you buddy! What?, are you NUTS?  …. Yo Momma was made of cast iron!
 
Hahahahaa!.
Where was I ?
Oh Hell …. I forgot.

Noah did not know when it was Jehovah’s time to close up the Ark, but the Penguins did.
Apparently several years in advance. 
….. it takes a long time to swim and walk from Antarctica to the Middle East where the Ark was.
And the Kangaroos in Australia had to walk and hop the whole way across Asia to get there … and walk and hop all the way back!
My guess is four years, each way if they could hop through winter snows.

Yeah … I know what you mean. 
Probably warm ‘em up if they got a lube job and had their tires rotated, too.

Get an oil change and replace the air filter.

I can't believe that you don't get mobbed by your chickens, walking around like that...🙂

Well, I try to “Be Prepared” as the Boy Scout motto suggests, although they hardly prepared for the septic quagmire of mental cases they became, long after I left.
it’s customary for me to have lots of yellow construction twine in the left rear pocket of my Levi’s, with a bit hanging out,  tied to that day’s hunk-o-ham.
…. Which they THINK goes to the string in my pocket.

Hey, you've used that one already with that thing in the attic story! (I hope you used a different string...I don't know how well duck string and alien string go well together, must be some new string theory I haven't heard of yet...)

Years ago, I got a call to go to San Francisco for an engineering job that was supposed to take six months at Parsons Brinckerhoff.
With my trusty HP41CX calculator I finished it in about six weeks. The boss that hired me went to Denver and forgot about me.
Meanwhile, the project was winding down and people were being laid off. I used to be the first one in the office (..and therefore had to make the coffee …), and when others arrived my desks were filled with plans, sketches, calc sheets and curly paper strips from my calculator’s printer.
I was always busy doing calcs and sketches. Nobody knew what I was working on, but it looked important!
People would ask for help, and I said sorry, I’m trying to make a deadline here …
One fellow asked me how long I was going to be here, as every Friday the office lost people. I replied “Well, they promised me six months, but I’m hoping it will be longer than that!”. (Actually, nobody promised me anything …). So, for about 5 months I worked on my own stuff, and taught myself Structural Engineering, being paid very well as a “Consultant”.
I felt I was in a Dilbert Cartoon!
Well, with only about 15 people left, six months rolled by and to the day, I also got laid off, and drove back to Virginia.
Sometimes, doing nothing works out well!
 

Yeah, like most crazy people I shudder and cringe at a string of asterisks ….
Which reminds me of the time I tied a block of ham on the end of a long string, and one at a time, fed it to some ducks
(… Ducks cannot digest ham, so you just rinse it off and feed it to the next duck …)
After you get six ducks on the string, tie the ends together and run ‘em in a circle, quacking with a lisp.

Barbara Striesland?
 

It would take a month to reply to that, so I will just say “HOLY HAND GRENADE!”
Who would have thought this incredible technology in common use is all based on fake science?

Violin music is required for incessant whiners. Give it a rest.