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And did you know that over eons Fozzie Bear evolved into Yoda? (… albeit in a galaxy, far, far away ….)
Proof?

Listen to their voices! Look at the hair in Yoda’s ears!
They BOTH sound EXACTLY like Frank Oz!
… and by counting the ear hairs and multiplying by 3.14159 you can prove mathematically boyle is smarter than everyone here!  
…. Yeah, it was a surprise to me, too!

 

Guess not.

Many years ago my ex-wife, a truly fine theocratic sister, swelled up with righteous indignation and while objecting that I was watching the Muppet TV show, she exclaimed in a loud voice “well that’s just, just IMMORAL… the very IDEA!. A frog dating a pig! It’s .. its … UNNATURAL!”.
I was so stunned by that I was speechless.
The next day, at the office, I was explaining that to another engineer, and he said “Wait a minute … they are BOTH Muppets!”
…. I wish I had said that.

Muppets are the BEST people, even though boyle may insist that a frog and a pig dating are an abomination, and should be thrown out of the theatrical trunk.

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WDS … It’s a sword that cuts BOTH ways.
 

I don’t mind the knock-down, drag out, off-topic debates, usually with logical, reasonable vs agenda driven ideologues … it’s the incessant whining “ah am being persecuted unfairly” that I find pathetic.….. and you know who you are.
That’s why people do not hire a receptionist with Tourette’s Syndrome, even if they are beautiful and highly intelligent.
(“boo hooo, boooo hooohooo, wah! They hate me because I’m prettier than they are, the co** suc**** fuc**** ass***** !! ).
It’s SO UNFAIR!! BooOOO HoOOoo, WAH!)
…. and you do know who you are …….
 

When cowboys on a canyon cliff get shot and fall, they scream all the way down.
When Indians on a canyon cliff get shot and fall, they are completely silent.

Just read up about the Cambrian explosion and you will not believe in evolution.  This cambrian "explosion" is never talked about by evolutionists  because all animals suddenly appeared in one layer / strata of the earth.......the animals were not partially formed in any previous layers but suddenly appeared  ....fully formed.
There are so many flaws in the logical thinking of evolution. One example is the development of Male and Female genders over millions of years..... while still proliferating?????  Different genuses often have different looking organs...... and all the different sex organs just magically by chance  know how to develop to compliment each other  and fit perfectly.  There was definitely some pre-knowledge and accounting in nature......(intelligence) involved....because half the chromosomes are with the Male and half with the female.... in mammals. Nature can obviously count. Lol. 
Then the matter of DNA - which is an operating system - comprising of DNA -  4 letters-  and a new language which was developed which gives instructions. When computers came out (e.g.windows), they took some time to develop the computer language with 2 letters....working to straighten out all the problems. ... then they  systematically put each sentence of the operating system in sequence with "instructions".  If the instructions had one mistake the system crashed.  So:  Nature  developed an entire intricate language randomly by chance and then logically step by step developed and put in sequence the intricate and logical instructions in this fully developed language... for instance  to develop a baby. 
This is like winning the lottery for millions of years one second after another - one would have to come to the conclusion that there is as outside source manipulating the lottery. ... 
There are so many logical flaws in evolution that those who are blinded by it have never thought it through. 
Another flaw:  the eye needs the brain to interpret what it sees.  Who "coordinated" the simultaneous growth of the two ifferent organs over millions of years in such a focussed way so that the two organs  would both have all the right parts and messages to work with each other so perfectly?
The same can be said for many other organs which work together- this is proof if intelligent design..... not random chance over millions if years..... who did the "thinking" for nature....random selection is the jackpot. 
If millions of years went by with a "nutricious soup" floating around - was there never ever a storm to disturb the "goldilocks conditions"?  How did the right chemicals stay together without a membrane?  The membrane of a cell itself is  intricate....keeping so many functional parts within its pocket and only letting select items through. How did this suddenly appear?  And how did nature know to divide the acidic and alkaline parts of the cell. How did it "know" to develop the transportation system,  and factories within the cell... the two kinds of DNA? 
These are just a few questions one can ask someone who believes in evolution. 
"Peer review" at universities is such a farce. A group of professors review  works for publication. Friends approve each others papers and cut out anyone who disagrees with their theories.
One does not need a degree or smartness to understand these things.  That is why the bible says we must walk in humbleness / modesty with jehovah. He gives insight to the humble.
Regarding the dating of things in the field of geology, anthropology, archeology, evolution etc.  This is also a farce as it is all manipulated.  But that is another subject on it's own.  

Engineer types take early learning courses in Anthropology … I still have some of my second grade books …..

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As far as dating techniques go, I learned from my field work and lab experiences that if you get a radioactive date that doesn't fit your theory, you might not put that information in your report. Also, if you want to get government funding from the state, you have to have an attractive presentation. One way to have an attractive presentation is for the professors to select attractive young college students to bring along for the after-hours party with the government officials. That way only the most important projects get funding. (Did I say "most important"? I meant, the most popular with the grant-bestowing officials.) And when working for an official anthropological firm like Panamerican Consultants Inc or Archaeological Consultants Inc, just cut-and-paste the predetermined, accepted baloney about the "ice age" to the beginning of every report, because that is what is currently considered popular. Nobody at the firms really care if it's true, as long as it goes along with popular culture. Because that's what the people are paying for. They just want to get their archaeological survey done to satisfy the government requirements so they can build their Walmart or cell tower or new swimming pool near the old reservation or whatever.
 
 

I have an "official" degree in make-believe, lol! I can tell you all the fakeness about evolution you want to know, lol! It's just as fake as the FDS title. None of the evolutionary scientists agree on anything really, is what I learned. There are so many different theories and not any real evidence to support them. It's a "publish or perish" environment in college where if you invent a new topic then you're able to write a new thesis paper or get something in the anthropology convention bookroom for sale. Professors can have their students buy whatever books they write, so there is a financial advantage for evolutionary "scientists" to make up new theories. Book sales. 

I wish I had spent my time reading more practical magazines like MAD magazine. My dad was an electrical engineer at Varian and other companies. Engineering is a practical field. My mom was an English major. It's useful to know how to write well. My whole life everybody said "go to college" so I did. I went to school for anthropology and ended up reading many books and articles on the theory of evolution. (Evolution is all make-believe, just like the 1914 doctrine.) Oh, well. At least I know how to tell good stories about mythological monkey-creatures.

I have every issue of MAD from Issue No. 1 to somewhere around 2006. A lot of Engineers had lifetime subscriptions during the 1970’s.
Alfred E. Neuman was named “Marvin” in the first several issues.

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Oh, I dunno…. I read all 56 pages of the above brochure, and every word rings true to me.
If anyone has a SPECIFIC OBJECTION to anything stated therein, I would entertain   their proved and specifically articulated conflicting opinion.
Guesses and unprovable counter opinions I will ignore.

Oh, I dunno…. I read all 56 pages of the above brochure, and every word rings true to me.
If anyone has a SPECIFIC OBJECTION to anything stated therein, I would entertain   their proved and specifically articulated conflicting opinion.
Guesses and unprovable counter opinions I will ignore.

Apparently reading comprehension is not one of your strong points…….. Dmitar.

… a tempest in a teapot ….

What is BitCoin …. really?
A fantasy with an imbedded back door and kill switch?
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There is a several thousand year history of Jehovah’s Witnesses before Charles Taze Russell was ever born.

There is a several thousand year history of Jehovah’s Witnesses before Charles Taze Russell was ever born.