John 12.24to28

I know I haven't been on this forum very long, but after looking at some of the older threads, I figured out, @boyle, that you are the "Resident Allen". 🙂

@boyle What do you look forward to in the future?

"Who let the dogs out?" Lol😂

Speaking of doggy in the window...
 
 
A few dog jokes...
 
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff! 
 
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet! 
 
Q: What dog keeps the best time? 
A: A watch dog! 
 
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet! 
 
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle! 
 
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs. 
 
Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle! 
 
Q: What do you call a dog that is left handed?
A: A south paw! 
 
Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take a dog? 
 
Q: What type of markets do dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets! 
 
Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
A: Well, doggone! 
 
(from ducksters.com)
 
"Run away!!!" 😆
 

"Who let the dogs out?" Lol😂

It’ simple math!
1.2.3.4.
1.) if Eduardo = Edward, then
2.) Albert = Alfred, and 
3.) Edward = Alfred, and therefore
4.) Alfred Einstein was the Batman’s Butler!
Seeee ?
… it’s all about relativity!
( …. and reducto ad absurdism, for those in Rio Linda …)
 

 
… so you can see that Eduardo is not the same thing as Edward, nicht wahr?

Some links to financial information regarding the Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania, as well financial info on some other Watch Tower agencies such as Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Canada, found on this website... (some of the links are broken but some still work)
https://www.watchtowerlies.com/the_watchtower_revenue.html
 

You mean you don't know about the Jehovah Factor?

(I didn't say a word - didn't have to.) 🙂
 
Jehovah is the Source of Light. He is shining a spotlight on their actions. Praise Jehovah.💖

https://www.fox43.com/article/news/local/pa-grand-jury-investigation-systemic-cover-up-child-sex-abuse-jehovahs-witnesses/521-3ebc3df5-6044-4982-ac96-fc473c8a865f#longform_chapter_1

…. Just “rattling your chain” boyle, checking to see if you have a sense of humor ….

Because days wha raved dogs DO!

I have a bully doggy...

yeah … I remember Eddie.
Always pretending he was not Eddie Haskell, from “Leave it to Beaver”.  When he grew up he became. LAPD cop, so he could still bully people around.

I heard somebody say once..."the problem is everything that lives gets old, unless we've been terminated, there are no exceptions."
 
To my brother @Pudgy who has a reasonable expectation of being forever young somewhere down the road...🙂
 
"Don't know when don't know where but somewhere down the road..."
 
"This universe is based on probability and it's probable..."
 
"May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
May you stay forever young.
 
"Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.
 
"May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth and see
The light surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay forever young.
 
"Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.
 
"May your hands always be busy
May your feet always be swift
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
May your heart always be joyful
May your song always be sung
May you stay forever young.
 
"Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young."
 
May you stay forever young, dear brother!😌🫶🙏
(Thank you for giving me courage and strength sometimes when you didn't even know it...)
 
 
("Exit stage right." Bedtime for now, Goodnight for tonight!)

Soon enough … perhaps too soon … WE WILL ALL KNOW.
Every day I enjoy being alive … but having been “dead” for 13-1/2 billion years before I was conceived didn’t seem to inconvenience me at all !

I hope you don't ever have to be dead, but if you do have to take a rest it will be good to see you again when you wake up. 🙂🌷

Much like the profound unintentional observations in the first episode of “Star Trek - Deep Space Nine”.

(Sample dialogue: Evidence based science vs Sci-fi myths)
 
JW: I'd like to share a message with you...
 
Householder: Are you one of those Jehovah's Witnesses?
 
JW: Yes.
 
Householder: Is it true you believe in demons? 
 
JW: I believe that they exist. 
 
Householder: That's ridiculous. How can you believe in something you can't see? When something unexplained happens, Jehovah's Witnesses always want to say it's demons. I think that's really dumb.
 
JW: Well, I can assure you that I don't think everything unexplained is "demons". I see you have a bumper sticker that says "Area 51." Do you believe in aliens?
 
Householder: Yes. Really smart people believe in aliens. I'm waiting for aliens to reach out to us with an important message someday. I think the government is hiding their existence. 
 
JW: Ah. You must have a lot of faith in the government. Have you ever seen an alien?
 
Householder: No, but other people have. When there are bright flashy lights, that means it's aliens. Or sometimes when there are flying things, it's aliens. And if something unexplained happens, it's aliens. Really smart people believe in aliens. I read about it on the internet. There are even people who have youtube videos about it, I can give you the link so you can see the youtube videos too.
 
JW: Hmm. You seem to get a lot of your information from other people's opinions on the internet. What do you personally think about aliens? 
 
Householder: I think there is intelligent life in the universe, I mean, we can't be the only intelligent life, right? The universe is a big place. 
 
JW: So if aliens could travel here, you must think they have advanced technology?
 
Householder: Yes.
 
JW: So if aliens are so advanced, do you think they can communicate?
 
Householder: Yes. 
 
JW: Think they are advanced enough to write a book?
 
Householder: I suppose.
 
JW: Are you aware of any books written by an alien?
 
Householder: No, not really. 
 
JW: Do you know any aliens by name? I mean, if they have advanced technology and can communicate, they must have told somebody their names?
 
Householder: No, I really don't know any aliens by name.
 
JW: Interesting. You know, I don't like to believe in things I can't see unless there is hard evidence of their existence. I call it the "window test." I have this book here. See it? God is invisible, but He used his invisible force to move His messengers to write down the things in this book. His name is in here too. His Name is Jehovah. See it? There are thousands of ancient copies of this book still in existence because Jehovah used his force to move His messengers to hand copy it, even though they got a lot of opposition. And today He has moved His messengers to use technology to make millions and millions of copies of it. See? He wants everyone to know His Name. His name means "He Causes To Become." In fact, He sent me to tell you these things. You can see me, right? Jehovah sent me by means of His invisible force. That's why I am called one of Jehovah's witnesses. Hard evidence. I am evidence that He exists and He wants you to know He is interested in you, in sharing a message with you. It's the message you've been waiting for, you were just looking in the wrong place. Can I share it with you?
 
Householder: I don't know...there are a lot of secret leaked government documents on alien encounters that I want to read - I have faith in that kind of thing - I've never really had faith in God. 
 
JW: I can see that. Well, we can start slow.
 
😁
 

"You have set a limit for him that he may not go beyond."
 
I've gone beyond my limit for sleepiness...I've got to go to bed - goodnight @boyle@Pudgy
😌

That’s what I like … short … to the point, and easy to read, and bold in presentation.
…… it also is a big plus to be true.

Sure, now I can retarget those North Korean missiles.

Terrific! Thank you.

Thank you for being patient with me.🌷