The only joke I know in Portugese is this one:
A rabbi, a Priest and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar mitzvah,

and the bartender asks if they brought their Hippopotomus. 

A única piada que conheço em português é essa:
Um rabino, um padre e um clérigo muçulmano entram em um bar mitzvah,

e o garçom pergunta se trouxeram seu hipopótamo.

.... still funny!

In the REAL world, there are many much more important things to worry about ... like Hiroshima and Nagasaki, etc.

The Governing Body Helpers have told us that two naked Bethel brothers sitting in chairs facing each other, both masturbating at the same time is NOT PORNIA.

That worries me ... not some Japanese guy with a pillow.

... a Japanese guy with a bayonet ... different story.

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There is always an "Italian Divorce" where one of the couple "sleeps with the fishes", or

a "Muslim Divorce" where you throw dog poop on the shoes, and say "I divorce thee" three times, or

an "American Divorce", where you give her the house, the car, the furniture, your pension, and you keep the transistor radio.

This article is deception by omission.

Currently, HEMOPURE (tm) is an artificial HUMAN blood substitute, but it is made from Cow's blood.

It is highly filtered cows blood ... but it is still cow's blood.

IT'S COW'S BLOOD,  FOLKS!

Of course, the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society, due to pressure from lawsuits from every direction, has changed their theology per the advice of their lawyers and accountants, who now decide and guard the doctrines of the religion, so that  human blood CAN be transfused, if it is fractional parts.

..... and COW'S blood if it is labeled "Artificial Human Blood".

The scripture says "abstain from blood" ... but due to economic considerations, that clear command has been bent into a pretzel. 

It USED to be about obeying God ... NOW it's all about MONEY.

I drew a little cartoon to illustrate:

That has always been the case .... no news here.

Move along folks.

The North Vietnamese communists won the Vietnam war ....

... not exactly a newsflash, either.

If Armageddon happened how would we all be killed?

My guess is boredom from watching "bunker videos".

You do realize of course, that an Otaku is someone totally consumed by whatever has their attention.

I used to be an Otaku Stamp Collector as a teenager.

26 minutes ago, Space Merchant said:

@James Thomas Rook Jr. Babylon the Great's influence will be there on a NASCAR track.

HUH?

1 hour ago, Space Merchant said:

That being said, if hardcore Otakus had seen this, for they themselves know they have issues, they'd seek to burn you at the stake, scratch that, they'd strap you to a sharp and make you watch endless leek spins for 40 days and 40 nights, and if that didn't make you go mad, off the wall insane, they'd make you watch it until your brain turns into paste - humor aside, they can be violent with you, for that is the reality because to them it seems you are making fun of them. ?

I don't know what world YOU live in, but it is COMPLETELY and TOTALLY divorced from reality.

YOU scare me more that your hypothetical hoards of theoretical zombie brained assailants.

I have never in my entire life met a person who would not have been as meek as a kitten, mild, and pacific, and no threat to anyone, with three bullet holes in his chest, and one in the middle of his face.

It's technically possible to ski down from the top of Mt. Everest.

My guess is that in every ten million tries. one person will make it.

BUT THINK !!!

... in the meantime, how many sets of skis you could sell !

...or tabletop Whack-A-Mole.

What if five people want to live on the same spot?

How did these animal and plant species that reside on Madagascar, and no where else in the world, make it to the middle east to get on the Ark and return to their home with out leaving a trail of evidence?

Bicycles

That's funny, but I have it on good authority that for the Bethelite Brothers, all pillows  are, as we speak,  being replaced with pillow sized Brillo Pads.

Well, from the reports I have been getting back from "the other side" .... it could go either way, or not at all.

Soon enough ... perhaps too soon .... without exception, we will all know.

27 minutes ago, Space Merchant said:

for both Trinitarians and Modalist just wait to find a way to get rid of someone, and they eventually did in the most grotesque fashion.

Speaking of getting rid of someone in a grotesque fashion .... I once had PETA try to take me to court for the way I disposed of grey field mice that got into my home.

I bought a galvanized sheet metal box trap, with a wind-up spring loaded four bladed paddle wheel, that when the mice ate the cheese, they tripped the paddle wheel and got smacked on the butt into the next compartment, as the paddle wheel rotated 1/4 turn and the paddle that  had been the ceiling, now was the wall partition between the two compartments. You could catch, undamaged, up to about 20 mice.

When I captured more than ten mice in the second compartment, I would tell them I was going to ship them by FEDEX to Disneyland, to meet Mickey Mouse.

Then ..... I didn't.

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3 minutes ago, Space Merchant said:

you got Babylon the Great who is about to make a pit-stop in Texas in a few days, 4 days to be exact and it will last for 48 hours.

WOW!

It's a good thing Texas is a very large State, for all that anticipated poop.

I remember about eight years ago, after I cut the tip of my left hand trigger finger through the bone at the first joint with a chain saw, and stuck it back on with duct tape, and it apparently healed perfectly ... well, except of about a 12 degree angle from straight, I wondered if  I would ever be able to play the piano afterwards.

Years later I tried, and could not, as I have absolutely no musical talent, and never took lessons.

WOW!

It makes you wonder, doesn't it?

I am 72 years old and if I got transfused with the blood of a young black man,  would I become a naturally talented basketball player?

I LOVE being 72 years old.

During the Vietnam War era legitimate scientists, realizing that there was "something"  about "Transcendental Meditation" that made people calmer, sharper, and more focused, set out to discover why.

They hooked up EEGs ( Electroencephalograms ) to people and monitored their brain activity while they "meditated", and found out that while they were "meditating", what they were doing, actually .... was sleeping.

What is truly amazing is that through marketing, they made a Three Billion Dollar empire, encouraging people to take naps!

On 10/13/2018 at 7:28 AM, James Thomas Rook Jr. said:

We are amateurs, by comparison.

... but the Watchtower Society Organization  is  catching up FAST!

 

In context, what you quoted has a completely different meaning.

1 hour ago, Anna said:

On 10/13/2018 at 7:28 AM, James Thomas Rook Jr. said:

. but the Watchtower Society Organization  is  catching up FAST!

I liked everything about your post but this. You really should try to be more realistic. Master politicians? (referring to the GB)

The GB are TRYING to be master politicians, that is why they issued the directive to have 8 million JWs send 10 letters each to the Russian Federation, which had NO EFFECT whatsoever, except transfer about $56.000.000 DOLLAR (equivalent) to the treasury of the Russian Federation via terminal duties to deliver mail via the Universal Postal Union.

NOBODY even CAN read that many letters.

This was OBVIOUSLY a political attempt at influencing the Russian Government.   The name of that... is POLITICS.

If I wanted to bribe the Russkies, this would  an absolutely untraceable way to GIVE them $56 MILLION DOLLARS, in free money.

It is either Master politics if it worked, or incompetent clulessness if it didn't.