TrueTomHarley

For someone who is the bee’s knees in so many places you sure do like spending time in a place where you aren’t.

For someone who is the bee’s knees in so many places you sure do like spending time in a place where you aren’t.

Did I mention that, inspired by current events, I’m buying this forum?
All you people had better start kissing up—that’s all I can say.

Oh wow. Where is the old hen with her ‘ban’ button? 

Wrong again. These days, at the urging my wife. I have become a dishwasher repairman. In fact, I am busy as a beaver (very clever animals, all of them graduates of Dam U.) reworking the Beatles’ Paperback Writer into something more personal:
’It’s a steady job but he’ll be a dishwasherrepairman…..
DISHWASHERREPAIRMANNNNNNN.”
Did you know if the fill pump goes you might as well buy a new unit, since even with self-install you’ll pay over 40% of a spanking brand new machine that doesn’t require you to start and wait 12 minutes to add the soap in because the automatic dispenser doesn’t work and now you are vindicated in not fixing it like your wife wanted you to because if you had it would all be for naught?
 

No….bring it back. Really…just try…and see how long it lasts.  
All true prophets here. That’s what I’m talking about! Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.
 

Why do you tweet so much, they asked Elon Musk.
’Because tweeting is fun!’ replied. Nothing profound. Nothing analytical. Nothing eggheaded. I tell you, I like the guy.
Describe yourself in one tweet, someone else said. ‘I put the art in fart’ he replied. 
I love it. It is better than my own description of Pearlsnswine: “He puts the dog in dogmatic.”

There you go, JWI—ye of little faith. You just need to learn patience. 

The topic itself is easy as pi. I did enjoy that movie, quirky though it was, or maybe I enjoyed it due to that reason.

No….bring it back. Really…just try…and see how long it lasts.  
All true prophets here. That’s what I’m talking about! Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.
 

Wrong again. These days, at the urging my wife. I have become a dishwasher repairman. In fact, I am busy as a beaver (very clever animals, all of them graduates of Dam U.) reworking the Beatles’ Paperback Writer into something more personal:
’It’s a steady job but he’ll be a dishwasherrepairman…..
DISHWASHERREPAIRMANNNNNNN.”
Did you know if the fill pump goes you might as well buy a new unit, since even with self-install you’ll pay over 40% of a spanking brand new machine that doesn’t require you to start and wait 12 minutes to add the soap in because the automatic dispenser doesn’t work and now you are vindicated in not fixing it like your wife wanted you to because if you had it would all be for naught?
 

So sorry Tom…we have buried a few…and the pain is real…I still debate with Jehovah at times about their resurrection….big hugs to you and family 

No….bring it back. Really…just try…and see how long it lasts.  
All true prophets here. That’s what I’m talking about! Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.
 

Wrong again. These days, at the urging my wife. I have become a dishwasher repairman. In fact, I am busy as a beaver (very clever animals, all of them graduates of Dam U.) reworking the Beatles’ Paperback Writer into something more personal:
’It’s a steady job but he’ll be a dishwasherrepairman…..
DISHWASHERREPAIRMANNNNNNN.”
Did you know if the fill pump goes you might as well buy a new unit, since even with self-install you’ll pay over 40% of a spanking brand new machine that doesn’t require you to start and wait 12 minutes to add the soap in because the automatic dispenser doesn’t work and now you are vindicated in not fixing it like your wife wanted you to because if you had it would all be for naught?
 

It is not a terrible idea. It was me who caused him to erupt, it was easily foreseeable (did I even do it for that reason?),and I have reverted to the same treatment I did for Dmitar in order to forestall additional temptation—but it is my own fault. 
To be sure, it takes almost nothing, but it was me who poked with feigned surprise that the ‘new guy’ doesn’t like JWI and who ever could have seen that coming? 
My own fault. If I had any sense I’d be repenting in sackcloth and ashes. But I don’t. But I do enough to ‘make my foot rare’ in the house of paranoia.
Yeah, sure. So says you.

Inspired by other current events (like Anne's designation of me as "prophet" 🤣) I decided to jump out of a fishing boat and walk on water. The water was so shallow that I couldn't decide whether to "row versus wade."

Did I mention that, inspired by current events, I’m buying this forum?
All you people had better start kissing up—that’s all I can say.

Is that the smell of "Musk"? I smell a muskrat.

Did I mention that, inspired by current events, I’m buying this forum?
All you people had better start kissing up—that’s all I can say.

Huh! This new guy doesn’t like JWI. Who would have thunk it?

Huh! This new guy doesn’t like JWI. Who would have thunk it?

Here I know I will garner Pudgy’s sincere sympathy—one dog lover to another—when I reveal my own friend took that route not three weeks ago: 

Here I know I will garner Pudgy’s sincere sympathy—one dog lover to another—when I reveal my own friend took that route not three weeks ago: 

Here I know I will garner Pudgy’s sincere sympathy—one dog lover to another—when I reveal my own friend took that route not three weeks ago: 

WHAT!!?? After I have overhauled my entire theology?!
Thanks a lot, bub! I’m sending Pudgy over to pee on your leg.