Dear Tom @ LoveLine

[TrueTomHarley]

Dear Tom @ LoveLine:

That obnoxious brother with the 60 queens and  concubines can't take a hint. He's getting very forward with me. Recently, he quoted me his favorite scripture:

"How beautiful you are and how pleasant 
you are, O beloved girl, above all 
exquisite delights!

Your stature is like a palm 
tree, 
and your breasts are like 
date clusters.

I said, "I will climb the palm
 tree
To take hold of its stalks
 of fruit....Song of Solomon 7:6-8

What should I do?

Dear Person:

You need to quote him your favorite scripture, from Song of Georgia Satellite 2:4-6

"That's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
And said, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding vow"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"