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What would happen if Jehovah installed a telephone answering machine in His House?

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Imagine praying , using an intermediary to Jesus and listening to the message:

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Thank you for calling My Father 's House .

Please select one of these options :

??*Press 1 for requests .

??* Press 2 for thanks giving.

??* Press 3 for complaints.

??* Press 4 to any other matter '

Imagine that the Jehovah will use this excuse known : ' At the moment all of our angels are busy helping other speakers . Please keep praying on the line, your call will be answered in the order it was received . ' .. Can you imagine getting this kind of response when you call Jehovah in prayer ? :

??_ If you wish to speak to an archangel, press 5 .

??_The Seraph , press 6.

??_The Any other angel, press 7.

??_ If you want to hear them sing a Psalm , press 8.

??_ If you want to get answers to silly questions about dinosaurs , the age of the Earth, where Noah's Ark is , please wait to get to the new world.

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Can you imagine the following in your prayer :

??Our computer says you called today. Please clears the line for others who want to pray ...

??Or: Our offices are closed for being prepare information for Assembly District . Please call back on Monday.

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Thank the Jehovah that this does not happen ...??

??Thank the Jehovah that you can call as many times as you need prayer ...

??Thank the Jehovah that the first call, the answer will always ...

??Thank the Jehovah because the line of Jesus is never busy, and we can use the ransom to approach Him ..

??Thank the Jehovah that He answers us and knows us by name .

??Thank the Jehovah that He knows our needs before they are manifest ...

??Thank the Jehovah because to us to call him in prayer , because if you look , he is left to find ...

??Thank the Jehovah because reading this, maybe you make me want to use it as more beautiful environment that has placed at our disposal , the power to communicate with Him all the time, when we are unable to speak, when we are happy when we are depressed, when we feel fear and happiness. 

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