THE PRECIOUS STONE ! A wise woman traveling in the mountains, found a precious stone in a stream......

[Queen Esther]

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[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

... AND THEN SHE SHOWED HIM THE RADIATION BURNS ON HER HANDS ....

[Queen Esther]

A  misunderstanding  or  what ?   I  think,  the  little  story  has  a  deeper  sense.... 

Mat. 12: 34, 35

34 Offspring of vipers, how can you speak good things when you are wicked? For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. 35 The good man out of his good treasure sends out good things, whereas the wicked man out of his wicked treasure sends out wicked things.

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

It's only a joke .... a takeoff on the line "Give me what you have within you that enabled you to give me the stone."

Not everybodys' ... often  not ANYBODY'S motives are altruistic, good, and noble.

When they appear to be good, wholesome, noble, and righteous ... make them pay CASH!

( .... from her laughing emoticon reaction , Alexa apparently got the joke.)

 

[Queen Esther]

OKAY....  I need a time t understand all your jokes, sorry    I SO much like jokes, but it is the typical american language,  not always easy for me, you understand ? 

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

Of course.

At the KH today (Saturday)  the speaker gave an incredibly good talk ... but from the seat during the WT study, he made the comment "Astronomers have no personality ... Jehovah has personality ..."   I am STILL trying to figure THAT one out ... and it was in English.

[James Thomas Rook Jr.]

 

 

It's not that Astronomers  have no personality ... it's just their jokes are not easily understood.

(From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

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A spherical cow is a humorous metaphor for highly simplified scientific models of complex real life phenomena.

The implication is that theoretical physicists will often reduce a problem to the simplest form they can imagine in order to make calculations more feasible, even though such simplification may hinder the model's application to reality.

The phrase comes from a joke that spoofs the simplifying assumptions that are sometimes used in theoretical physics.

"Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the physicist returned to the farm, saying to the farmer, "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical cows in a vacuum".

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahahah !!!   good one !

[Queen Esther]

YEP !! REALLY  A  FUNNY  ONE,  hahaha   -   I  saved  it !!    Thank  you  @James Thomas Rook Jr.