Marriage

[Jack Ryan]

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. -- Bruce Friedman

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. 

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

[Queen Esther]

Hahahahahaaaaa....   I'm  a  woman,  but  I  understand  what  you  mean @Jay Witness....   Sometimes  I'm  thinking  similar !  I  see  a  new  couple  and  think  by  myself,  oh  oh....   A  marriage  is  mostly  honest  -  but  later,  suddenly  growing  to  difficult  games.   Nobody  knows  when  starting  and  why ?    But  thats  life !   Staying  alone  or  playing  games ?  Be  careful

[devarajjh]

Yes...brother  JAY Witness, according to world's point of view.... however in GOD's view " Jehovah is the originator of marriage" hence it must be successful...and very soon it will be....in GOD's KINGDOM... Of course I enjoyed the humor part of it to have a smile on my face...

Lots of LOVE(Genuine) from INDIA

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