Creation-Evolution-Creative Days-Age of the Earth-Humanoid Fossils-Great Flood

[TrueTomHarley]

I asked my mathematician friend, “What are the chances of life originating spontaneously?”

”Greater than that of all the atoms in the known universe,” he said.

I then followed up: “What are chances that Alan will leave his infantile personality behind and respond to disagreement like an adult?”

”Let’s take another look at that evolution question,” he said. “Maybe I was a little hasty,”

47 minutes ago, AlanF said:

The usual ‘out of your ass’ calculation.... Bullshit.... Probabilities are by definition numbers between 0 and 1 -- which you obviously know nothing about.

The above was a joke, which you obviously know nothing about.

A joke is when you say something that a reasonable person will think is funny. Like this one (again with apologies to Colossus—the Forbin Project):

”Attention!”

(yes)

“You will hereby cease to dispute with TrueTom! He will not be intimidated! You will obey your superior!  You will....”

Beeeeeeeeepppp!

Mr Tom, Alan has launched another insult missile

”Of course. Throw it on the stack.”

[AlanF]

4 minutes ago, TrueTomHarley said:

The above was a joke, which you obviously know nothing about.

A joke is when you say something that a reasonable person will think is funny. Like this one (again with apologies to Colossus—the Forbin Project):

Jokes have to make a certain amount of sense, or be something that is clearly tongue-in-cheek. What you said is not funny in any way. And it's not tongue-in-cheek because it's what you and your idiot girlfriend actually believe.

And still NO PROBABILITY CALCULATIONS.

[AlanF]

This is the level of Arauna's Young-Earth Creationist sources:

 

[TrueTomHarley]

8 hours ago, AlanF said:

Jokes have to make a certain amount of sense, or be something that is clearly tongue-in-cheek. What you said is not funny in any way.

I have put it elsewhere on social media (minus your name, of course). Quite a few are cracking up over it.

8 hours ago, AlanF said:

And still NO PROBABILITY CALCULATIONS.

Working on em. I’ll etch them into your grave marker. Make sure you have a big one, for the numbers are pretty large.

[AlanF]

13 hours ago, TrueTomHarley said:

I have put it elsewhere on social media (minus your name, of course). Quite a few are cracking up over it.

I'm sure the site is populated by people at least as astute as you.

13 hours ago, TrueTomHarley said:

Working on em.

Ssuuuuuurrre. Where have I heard that before?

[TrueTomHarley]

6 hours ago, AlanF said:

I'm sure the site is populated by people at least as astute as you.

Rhodes scholars, every last one of them. And they all think it’s funny.

You would too if you could learn to turn that frown upside down!!

[AlanF]

18 hours ago, TrueTomHarley said:

Rhodes scholars, every last one of them. And they all think it’s funny.

Well the site I often visit, comprised mostly of professional comedians, disagrees with your 'Rhodes scholars'.

But you inhabit a site comprised of Rhodes scholars like I attend a congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses.

[TrueTomHarley]

16 minutes ago, AlanF said:

I attend a congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses.

I pity the poor elders there.

[AlanF]

1 hour ago, TrueTomHarley said:

I pity the poor elders there.

None are left. I called in a drone strike last week.

[Arauna]

21 hours ago, AlanF said:

I called in a drone strike last week.

Sounds about right.....They will kill you thinking they are doing their god a favor - lol

[AlanF]

3 hours ago, Arauna said:

Sounds about right.....They will kill you thinking they are doing their god a favor - lol

Clueless dork.

[Arauna]

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ruzde

 

IN THIS CLIP ABOVE ONE CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT DAWKINS WAS NOT TRICKED INTO SAYING THAT LIFE COULD HAVE BEEN SEEDED BY ALIENS. IT WAS PART OF A DISCUSSION..... BUT HE WAS JUST KICKING THE BALL DOWN THE ROAD BECAUSE HE CANNOT REALLY EXLAIN - ANYTHING......LOL