Are JWs in America back on the 'door to door' work now ?

[Pudgy]

What you have proved, Dmitar is because you have no sense of humor, whatsoever, you misunderstand EVERYTHING.

[Pudgy]

Last week, to commemorate April 2nd, I posted THIS, which was meant only to satirize our “flame wars”, which the Moderator properly deleted.

It was NOT A THREAT to kill you with thermonuclear weapons.….. merely an attempt at humor …. to lighten things up.

[Pudgy]

I mean …… if Thanksgiving can have its turkey, why can’t Ramadan Muslims have a rooster?

[Dmitar]

It was more like an animal wishing me dead!

 

I don't see the humor in wanting to kill one of God's creation, even out of being an obtuse, ExJW. But, I guess, that's how dinosaurs became carnivores, and the reason why God tasked Adam to tame the animal kingdom in the garden. They lost all control!

[Pudgy]

Thank you for your last reply Dmitar.

Again and again you have irrefutably proved with your OWN WORDS, that you do in fact misunderstand EVERYTHING.

[Pudgy]

Your extreme fear of dying has totally screwed up your thinking.

[Arauna]

2 hours ago, Dmitar said:

don't see the humor in wanting to kill one of God's

Ah, come on! This is just a silly offended way of getting more attention on yourself! 

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[Arauna]

2 hours ago, Pudgy said:

why can’t Ramadan Muslims have a rooster?

Lol. Ramadan should have a camel. They are not supposed to eat in the day but usually feast al night to make up for the day.... the camel should do. 

[Pudgy]

1 hour ago, Arauna said:

Lol. Ramadan should have a camel. They are not supposed to eat in the day but usually feast al night to make up for the day.... the camel should do. 

The problem with Ramadan camels is they smoke, drink, gamble, carouse around with free range female camels, play the piano, and stick their heads into tents when the Arab Shieks are carrying on with their harems.

[Pudgy]

And of course, Christendom has Easter eggs, chocolate rabbits, dyed baby chickens, sugar coated marshmallow animals, and lots of sacramental wine!

[Pudgy]

Too soon?

[TrueTomHarley]

7 hours ago, Pudgy said:

Last week, to commemorate April 2nd, I posted THIS, which was meant only to satirize our “flame wars”, which the Moderator properly deleted.

It was NOT A THREAT to kill you with thermonuclear weapons.….. merely an attempt at humor …. to lighten things up.

It was me. “Change the air on TTH robot tires” sent me into a rage.

I’m not exactly sure what it means, but I didn’t want to miss any possible cause for offense. I worked the phones all evening. Don’t even try to get on social media platforms—I’ve banned you from all of them, even ones you’ve never heard of. Even Elon Musk agrees. You’re lucky the military didn’t descend upon your home.

”Aren’t you furious?” I said to Dimitar over the phone when I read the insult directed his way. “Nah,” he replied, “life is too short [even shorter if the words for him mean anything] You should be more mellow, TrueTom. Chill—like I do.”