Mythbusters: The Flood of Noah's Day vs. "The Holy Hand Grenade" and other sci-fi stories 😁

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13 hours ago, boyle said:

This depends how well you know your trusted friend...

In order for that to work. You also need to ask the right professor. Who are you going to trust? Some professionals believe Edward Einstein made mistakes. If someone can prove that, whose going to disprove it?

 

13 hours ago, Pudgy said:

yeah … I remember Eddie.

Always pretending he was not Eddie Haskell, from “Leave it to Beaver”.  When he grew up he became. LAPD cop, so he could still bully people around.

 

13 hours ago, Pudgy said:

Yeah, some people have no sense of humor at all. Not their fault … 

 

...Just goes to show you can't trust a computer to tell the truth...

 

Here is a poem by Eduard Einstein:

 

"Forebodings, how I’m dying lonely

Silently disappear

And in no bark

My existence is notched.

What I’ve sown

The winds have blown away.

What I’ve contained

Has already disappeared

The stem has washed away.

Forebodings, how I’m dying lonely

And how the shame,

My grip on myself,

Took everything from me."

 

(from website https://oddfeed.net/eduard-einstein/)

 

Modern technology and medical science failed him. Having Albert Einstein as a father didn't fix his problems. Jehovah will bring poor Eduard back and then he can write poetry without living under affliction. It sounds like the words of the psalmist would have resounded with him...

 

"O Jehovah, the God of my salvation, 

By day I cry out, 

And by night I come before you.  

Let my prayer come to you, 

Incline your ear to my cry for help.  

For my soul has been filled with calamity, 

And my life is on the brink of the Grave.  

I am already counted among those going down to the pit; 

I have become a helpless man, 

Left among the dead 

Like the slain lying in a grave, 

Whom you remember no longer 

And who have been separated from your care.  

You have put me in the lowest pit, 

In dark places, in a large abyss.  

Your rage weighs heavily on me, 

And you overwhelm me with your crashing waves. (Selah)  

You have driven my acquaintances far away from me; 

You have made me something detestable to them.  

I am trapped and cannot escape. 

My eye is worn out because of my affliction. 

I call on you, O Jehovah, all day long; 

To you I spread out my hands.  

Will you perform wonders for the dead? 

Can those powerless in death rise up to praise you? (Selah) 

Will your loyal love be declared in the grave, 

Your faithfulness in the place of destruction?  

Will your wonders be known in the darkness 

Or your righteousness in the land of oblivion?  

But I still cry to you for help, O Jehovah, 

Each morning my prayer comes before you.  

Why, O Jehovah, do you reject me? 

Why do you hide your face from me? 

From my youth on, I have been afflicted and ready to perish; 

I am numb from the terrible things you allow me to suffer.  

Your burning anger overwhelms me; 

Your terrors destroy me.  

They surround me like waters all day long; 

They close in on me from all sides.  

You have driven my friends and companions far away from me; 

Darkness has become my companion."

 

The psalmist didn't know that Jehovah hadn't left him. Obviously Jehovah heard the words of the psalmist and had them recorded in the Bible for our benefit. Jehovah was with the psalmist that whole time he was in the dark. When we are in the dark, we don't understand why things are happening. Things are dark sometimes, even for an extended time. Eventually the light comes. It always comes. It will come for Eduard when he wakes up, and then it will be only light forever. It will come for all of those in the dark who yearn for the light. It will be worth the wait. 

 

"...go ahead of Jehovah to prepare his ways,  to give knowledge of salvation to his people by forgiveness of their sins,  because of the tender compassion of our God. With this compassion a daybreak will visit us from on high,  to give light to those sitting in darkness and death’s shadow and to guide our feet in the way of peace.”

 

(Psalm 88:1-18; Luke 1:76-79)

[Pudgy]

It’ simple math!

1.2.3.4.

1.) if Eduardo = Edward, then

2.) Albert = Alfred, and 

3.) Edward = Alfred, and therefore

4.) Alfred Einstein was the Batman’s Butler!

Seeee ?

… it’s all about relativity!

( …. and reducto ad absurdism, for those in Rio Linda …)

 

 

… so you can see that Eduardo is not the same thing as Edward, nicht wahr?

[Pudgy]

Oh, by the way … boyle says I insulted his family.

Another paranoid lie from someone who deliberately misunderstands most things.

I challenge you to prove or disprove  that lie by quoting what I actually said. 
 

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42 minutes ago, Pudgy said:

I challenge you to prove or disprove  that lie by quoting what I actually said. 
 

 

42 minutes ago, Pudgy said:

I insulted his family.
 

 

42 minutes ago, Pudgy said:

boyle says I insulted his family.

Another paranoid lie from someone who deliberately misunderstands most things.
 

 

17 minutes ago, boyle said:

 continue barking doggy. Your nothing to me.

 

 

"Who let the dogs out?" Lol😂

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Speaking of doggy in the window...

 

 

A few dog jokes...

 

Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

A: Ruff! 

 

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

A: He was trying to make both ends meet! 

 

Q: What dog keeps the best time? 

A: A watch dog! 

 

Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?

A: Because they have two left feet! 

 

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You can step in a poodle! 

 

Q: Why are dogs like phones?

A: Because they have collar IDs. 

 

Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A: A shampoodle! 

 

Q: What do you call a dog that is left handed?

A: A south paw! 

 

Q: What did one flea say to the other?

A: Should we walk or take a dog? 

 

Q: What type of markets do dogs avoid?

A: Flea markets! 

 

Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?

A: Well, doggone! 

 

(from ducksters.com)

 

"Run away!!!" 😆

 

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5 minutes ago, boyle said:

This is the kind of stupidity James started out with. So, who let the dog out, ignorant people like you.

 

Sweet @boyle, I hope you have a good rest of your afternoon! I am going to enjoy the sunshine for awhile.

 

"Light is sweet, and it is good for the eyes to see the sun.  For if a man should live many years, let him enjoy them all."

 

I hope you can enjoy your day too, my brother🥰

 

(Ecclesiastes 11:8,9)

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"The heart knows its own bitterness, 

And no outsider can share in its joy."

 

(Proverbs 14:10)

 

"The foundations of the city wall were adorned with every sort of precious stone: the first foundation was jasper, the second sapphire, the third chal·ceʹdo·ny, the fourth emerald,  the fifth sar·donʹyx, the sixth sardius, the seventh chrysʹo·lite, the eighth beryl, the ninth topaz, the tenth chrysʹo·prase, the eleventh hyacinth, the twelfth amethyst."

 

(Revelation 21:19,20)

 

Jehovah has a way of making what some people consider "trash" into something beautiful.💖 We're all made of dust anyway...but with Jehovah's light even the lowliest piece of dust can sparkle...

 

"There is One who does not show partiality to princes

And who does not favor the rich over the poor,

For they are all the work of his hands."

 

(Job 34:19)

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What's the difference between a hypocritical jw and a hypocritical ex-jw?

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7 minutes ago, boyle said:

banned.

 

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@boyle What do you look forward to in the future?

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"“‘For I well know the thoughts that I am thinking toward you,’ declares Jehovah, ‘thoughts of peace, and not of calamity, to give you a future and a hope. And you will call me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.’ “‘You will seek me and find me, for you will search for me with all your heart.  And I will let you find me,’ declares Jehovah."

 

(Jeremiah 29:11-14)

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I know I haven't been on this forum very long, but after looking at some of the older threads, I figured out, @boyle, that you are the "Resident Allen". 🙂