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[John 12.24to28]

I love you, my brother, and I will keep you in mind in my prayers, as I have been doing.

 

Hope you have a good rest of your day.🥰

[Pudgy]

In life, many people have thought I was retarded, because I talk so slow, and need others to talk slow for me.

I assemble each word into the picture puzzle both coming and going.

With ADD, it is a necessity, or I would be stupid. Or at the very least have a very distorted world view.

[Pudgy]

2 hours ago, AudreyAnnaNana said:

(Funny to hear that, coming from multiple profiles.🥸😷🤠)

Who is(are) the one(s) doing more typing really?

For the past three years, I have only commented as “Pudgy”. Before that I only commented under my one previous Screen Name for about 10 or so years.

In that context I do not have multiple profiles. 

[John 12.24to28]

1 hour ago, Pudgy said:

In life, many people have thought I was retarded, because I talk so slow, and need others to talk slow for me.

I assemble each word into the picture puzzle both coming and going.

With ADD, it is a necessity, or I would be stupid. Or at the very least have a very distorted world view.

 

I know you are not retarded, or stupid, by any means. You have a clearer world view than many people I've met.

 

50 minutes ago, Pudgy said:

For the past three years, I have only commented as “Pudgy”. Before that I only commented under my one previous Screen Name for about 10 or so years.

In that context I do not have multiple profiles. 

 

Yes, "in that context", I know. 🙂

 

(Why did you not think I was talking to @Mankeptforunnaturalporpoises?)

 

May you have peace, my brother.💖 "Love hopes all things."

 

 

[Pudgy]

Uh ….. you type too fast?

…. And now for something completely different.

The U.S. National debt is 31 TRILLION dollars.

If you made. Line of $100 bills, end to end, it would stretch about 12.5 times PAST the distance from Earth to Moon.

!!!!!!!!

THAT IS 16 LIGHT-SECONDS !!

Swooooon!

THUD!

 

 

[John 12.24to28]

@Pudgy I am just curious, why did you pick Satchel Pooch to be your profile image and not a different dog like Snoopy?

 

(Do you guys have a favorite Psalm? I have many. Two Psalms that I like are Psalm 38 and Psalm 44.)

 

Here is what they say:

 

Psalm 38

 

"O Jehovah, do not reprove me in your anger, 

Nor correct me in your wrath.  

For your arrows have pierced deep into me, 

And your hand presses down on me.  

My whole body is sick because of your indignation. 

There is no peace within my bones because of my sin. 

For my errors loom over my head; 

Like a heavy burden, they are too much for me to bear.  

My wounds stink and fester 

Because of my foolishness.  

I am distressed and extremely downcast; 

I walk around sad all day long.  

There is a burning within me; 

My whole body is sick.  

I have grown numb and become completely crushed; 

My anguished heart makes me groan aloud.  

O Jehovah, all my desires are before you, 

And my sighing is not hidden from you.  

My heart pounds, my strength is gone, 

And the light of my eyes has left me.  

My friends and my companions avoid me because of my plague, 

And my close acquaintances keep their distance.  

Those seeking my life set traps; 

Those trying to harm me speak of ruin; 

They mutter deception all day long.  

But like someone deaf, I would not listen; 

Like someone speechless, I would not open my mouth.  

I have become like a man who cannot hear, 

Whose mouth has nothing to say in defense.  

For on you, O Jehovah, I waited, 

And you answered me, O Jehovah my God.  

For I said: “May they not gloat over me 

Or exalt themselves over me if my foot slips. 

For I was ready to collapse, 

And my pain was always with me.  

I confessed my error; I was troubled by my sin. 

But my enemies are vigorous and mighty, 

Those hating me for no reason have become numerous.  

They repaid me with bad for good; 

They were resisting me for pursuing what is good.  

Do not abandon me, O Jehovah. 

O God, do not remain far away from me. 

Do hurry to help me, O Jehovah, my salvation."

 

Psalm 44

 

"O God, we have heard with our own ears, 

Our forefathers have recounted to us, 

The deeds you accomplished in their days, 

In the days of long ago.  

With your hand you drove away nations 

And settled our forefathers there.  

You crushed nations and drove them out.

It was not by their own sword that they took possession of the land, 

And their own arm did not bring them victory.  

Rather, it was by your right hand and your arm and the light of your face, 

For you took pleasure in them.  

You are my King, O God; 

Command complete victory for Jacob.  

By your power we will drive back our adversaries; 

In your name we will trample down those who rise up against us. 

For I do not trust in my bow, 

And my sword cannot save me. 

It was you who saved us from our adversaries, 

You who humiliated those who hate us.  

To God we will offer praise all day long, 

And we will give thanks to your name forever. (Selah)  

But now you have cast us off and humiliated us, 

And you do not go out with our armies.  

You keep making us retreat from our adversary; 

Those who hate us take whatever they want.  

You hand us over to be devoured like sheep; 

You have scattered us among the nations.  

You sell your people for next to nothing; 

You make no profit from the sale.  

You make us a reproach to our neighbors, 

An object of ridicule and jeering to those all around us.  

You make us an object of scorn among the nations, 

Something for the peoples to shake their heads at. 

I feel humiliated all day long, 

And I am overwhelmed by my shame, 

On account of the sound of their taunts and insults, 

Because of our enemy who is taking revenge.  

All of this has come upon us, yet we have not forgotten you, 

And we have not violated your covenant.  

Our heart has not deviated; 

Our footsteps do not stray from your path.  

But you have crushed us where the jackals dwell; 

You have covered us with deep shadow.  

If we have forgotten the name of our God 

Or if we spread out our hands in prayer to a foreign god, 

Will not God discover this?  

He is aware of the secrets of the heart. 

For your sake we are being put to death all day long; 

We have been accounted as sheep for slaughtering.  

Rouse yourself. 

Why do you keep sleeping, O Jehovah? 

Awake! Do not keep casting us off forever. 

Why do you hide your face? 

Why do you forget our affliction and our oppression? 

For we have been brought down to the dust; 

Our bodies are pressed to the ground.  

Rise up as our helper! 

Rescue us because of your loyal love."

 

 

[John 12.24to28]

5 minutes ago, boyle said:

Does this mean you have been reinstated as a Jehovah's witness?

 

Jehovah's never "disfellowshipped" me. Why would I need to be "reinstated" as His Kid? That's ridiculous.

 

5 minutes ago, boyle said:

I didn't know bearing witness included supporting apostates and the disfellowshiped. You sure have a strange way of thinking God approves of your method of witnessing, by Christ standards.

 

I am witnessing by Christ's standards. He supported the lepers and the disfellowshipped. The Pharisees even called him and apostate - that's why they killed him. He said his followers would be mislabeled in the same way.

 

7 minutes ago, boyle said:

How does, distorting the bible become your evidence? Just because you say, Lord! Lord! To the public, like the pharisees, doesn't mean anything.

 

I don't distort the Bible. You're right, it doesn't mean anything to say "Lord! Lord!" What matters is the heart. Jehovah can read my heart.

8 minutes ago, boyle said:

Many have praised Jehovah inaccurately. Does it really have meaning to God? Ask yourself that.

 

Jehovah knows the intentions of the heart. He knew when Paul in his mistaken zeal was intent on harassing true worshippers. Jehovah forgave Paul and ended up using him to help a lot of people.

[John 12.24to28]

On 4/19/2023 at 2:15 PM, Pudgy said:

I don’t mind the knock-down, drag out, off-topic debates, usually with logical, reasonable vs agenda driven ideologues … it’s the incessant whining “ah am being persecuted unfairly” that I find pathetic.….. and you know who you are.

...

It’s SO UNFAIR!! BooOOO HoOOoo, WAH!)

…. and you do know who you are …….

 

🤣

[John 12.24to28]

On 2/16/2023 at 1:11 PM, Pudgy said:

he also has enough experience and insight to know that I know.

…., viewed through the “Leave it to Beaver” Eddie Haskell lens … I find his ad homonym attacks, from whatever hydra head by whatever name he pops up from the whack-a-mole hole to insult, bully, and attempt to libel and demean others to be consistently and pathetically funny.… and he knows this.

That is why I am the prime target of his ire.

But hey …. That’s Entertainment!

 

🙂

[John 12.24to28]

1 minute ago, boyle said:

You're a bad influence to me and to real JWs along with all the hypocrites in the closed club. But as tth once said, how dare you think I'm associated with James, lol! 😂

 

Good thing Jesus gave the advice to "put down the sword" (or the figurative smoking "gun")...

Bad company Minus the "sword" = Better Company 🙂

 

 

[Pudgy]

You’re just ticked off because your social emotional bank account is overdrawn and you keep trying to pass off that same old bad check with a half dozen false identities and everybody always recognizes you as the same old Wally McNasty, and refuses to cash it.

The facts show, over and over and over that YOU ARE  the scammer.

….. or would be, if other people were as stupid as you THINK they are.

 

[Pudgy]

…, whine, whine whine, deflect and obfuscate. And build arguments on false premises with lies and slander.

It is so painfully obvious to EVERYONE, except you.

…..  there is nothing more pathetic than a con man who is so bad at it that he is only able to completely deceive himself that his life is a total success, and everyone else is inferior to him, as you have demonstrated over and over and over ….

…… unsuccessfully.

Even your incessant whining that everybody  in both clubs wants to BAN YOU is a failure.

When EVERYBODY wants to ban you, OF COURSE it is THEY who are to blame.

You are a real piece of work.

…. But HEY! … that’s entertainment!

If it’s any consolation, if it’s your goal to make Jehovah’s Witnesses look petulant and insane … THAT you are good at.